Hamlet: Facebook news feed edition
The king poked the queen.
The queen poked the king back.
Hamlet and the queen are no longer friends.
Marcellus is pretty sure something’s rotten around here.
Hamlet became a fan of daggers.
Lit 101 Class in Three Lines or Less
ADAM: Paradise has arbitrary dietary restrictions?
DEVIL: They’re really more like guidelines.
Corrections to Last Month’s Letters to Penthouse Forum
In the letter “And Wifey Makes Three,” the letter writer stated: “My wife was eager to engage in a threesome with me and our incredibly hot 19-year-old babysitter.” The sentence should read: “My wife was disgusted, repulsed, and, in every imaginable way, opposed to the thought of engaging in a threesome with me and our incredibly hot 19-year-old babysitter.”
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