That was horrible.
The only thing I can figure is that about 20 or 30 minutes in, there was a shark. I didn’t see it, but I know it was there. Spidey, oblivious idiot that he is, went slinging over the damn thing’s head and never noticed. And for the next two hours, the rest of us sat there slack-jawed, except for a couple of moments when we mustered enough indignation to make some snarky remarks to one another. Of course we had to laugh at Bruce Campbell, because the man is made of awesome even when he’s in a stinker of a movie. We also laughed at the resolution of the fight with Venom, but somehow I don’t think we were supposed to.
Michael says that Nacho Libre was better. I’m not going to see it so I can make the comparison myself, but I wouldn’t be all that surprised.