… and you were contracted four months ago for a ceremony and reception, you really cannot wait until two days before the wedding to decide that your events room will hold only enough chairs for 2/3 of the guests.
You just can’t.
If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go dismantle a couple of people and feed the itty bitty bits of their remains to my goldfish. Of course I’ll have to purchase a goldfish first, but at this point that’s a very minor obstacle.
You could always just feed the bits to the GIANT KILLER KOI at Haiku here in CS.
Or just dump the coordinator into the water on the riverwalk.
Working on the layout demands and the negative publicity.
The koi are my backup plan.