“Camp Anderson, Apathetic Ags!
Whoopty freakin’ do.
We don’t go to stack or cut,
Reveille is just a mutt,
Midnight yell is for buffoons.
We SURE as hell don’t bleed maroon.
That’s probably copyright 1996 or 1997 by the authors of Ewe Hall, whose names escape me just now, but alas, I don’t have the comic strip handy.
(If you’re not familiar with Texas A&M, just ignore this post… nothing to see here….)