I think Grayza has given us a couple of additions to the Evil Overlord lists. To wit:
- Should I find it necesssary to impregnate myself with the hero’s spawn, I shall obtain the required fluids via artificial means, as intercourse with plucky, resourceful, grudge-carrying heroes is squicky and ill-advised. Besides, they never call.
- Should I be successfully impregnated, I shall not, under any circumstances, prance about in outfits that display my bare, tattooed, gravid belly. That would just be tacky.