Another addition to the LOTR humor file: the Silmarillion in 1000 words.
LAST ALLIANCE OF ELVES AND MEN: Push off.
SAURON: Make me.ISILDUR: Whack.
SAURON: Ow.
ELROND: Hey, you got his ring. Let’s ditch it.
ISILDUR: No.
ELROND: This sucks.
ISILDUR: Tell me about it. dies
GONDORIANS: change calendar
(via Particles)
