Note to household: the next time we buy Rudy’s Bar-B-Q Sause, we really must put it in a plastic container of some kind before stowing it in the fridge. This morning we discovered, to our dismay, that the glass jar shatters badly and splatters Sause everywhere upon making the (sudden and unanticipated) acquaintance of the floor.
Clearly the people at Rudy’s, despite having climbed to the top of the food chain by eating nothing but meat, have not yet encountered that wonderful invention known as “shatter-proof glass.”