Mike has evidently been shopping for books in the depths of hell. Check out Hamlet II: Ophelia’s Revenge and A Midsummer Night’s Scream. The sad thing is that someone’s put some thought into the packaging, because aside from the titles, these are reasonably attractive teen slasher books.
UPDATE: Mike wishes it to be known that he does not shop for such tripe, and discovered these books through a friend of a bookstore employee. Duly noted.
