We’re back from San Antonio, having learned the following:
- Lackland traffic sucks
- the new coffee/smoothie place in Leon Valley makes a mean chai smoothie
- my parents could not keep track of an electronic item if you glued it to their foreheads
- my dad’s ribs really are the best in the world
- Presented with a new Air Force recruit, people who have been in the Air Force are incapable of talking about anything other than the Air Force
- I am still capable of navigating through the Parkwood/Hunter’s Chase subdivisions
- my parents’ computer contained 199 items declared suspicious by Ad-Aware
- the purpose of our visits is to keep my parents’ technology updated and in working order
I am tired. Don’t want to be back at work.