One bedroom apartment plus boyfriend.
So here is the deal: you have a great smile and a heart of gold, and you also need to have curtain rods and hopefully a good floor lamp. (…) I have an unusually high IQ, interesting sense of humor, and there is plenty of cabinet space in the pantry and good water pressure in the shower head.
Personally, I would have to insist on a 90-day trial period. (via boingboing.net)