Some people are just hopelessly stupid. Witness one moron’s review of The Fellowship of the Ring. Apparently, Tolkien has ripped off Star Wars (Gandalf vs. the Balrog is just Obi-Wan vs. Darth Vader with the serial numbers filed off, you see) and Indiana Jones.
I recommend reading the feedback to this post. “My cock, your mouth… film at 11” sums it up nicely.