‘The best opening line to any news story, ever’ June 16, 2010 by Stephanie Leary Leave a Comment Top ten signs you need to go back on your meds: 1. You’ve just thrown a puppy at the Hell’s Angels 2. … after mooning them 3. … on the grounds of their clubhouse 4. … and you’ve attempted to escape on a bulldozer. Really, I think we can stop there.