The A-Z Killing Spree

The A-Z Killing Spree, verses A-D and E-G “A is for Alfie, whose life was Abridged,/When pickled in Aspic and stuffed in the fridge.” Delightful! The Twitter grapevine tells me the author has just sold a novel; can’t wait to see it. (ETA: H-K, L-N, O-Q, R-T, U-W, and X-Z.)