The middle of the night, when one is cozily tucked in one’s bed with one’s affectionate spouse, is NOT the appropriate time for you to announce that you have SOLVED THE PLOT OMG BBQ ELEVENTYONE. In the future, you will kindly restrict such declarations to the daylight hours. In particular, I call your attention to the regular conference schedule we have recently established.
P.S. Thanks for solving the plot. Here, have a cookie.