Life

A meme. 1. What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before? Got married. Bought a house, which brings on all sorts of other never-dones: peeled wallpaper, plastered walls, bought large appliances, painted a ceiling. Wrote a short story specifically for an … [Read more...] about 2004 in Review

So the local weathermen suck. Not that this is news or anything, but they totally blew it last night with the whole "it's not gonna freeze" thing. I spent ten minutes this morning chipping ice off my car and taking pictures of the frost-rimmed grass in our yard and let me tell … [Read more...] about Frost

It's good to know that Dairy Queen puts its employees in positions that challenge them as individuals. This week's episode of Lost is called "Raised by Another." As if we needed further proof that Claire is DOOMED. If I never fucking see another fucking paint brush, it will … [Read more...] about Passing thoughts on a holiday weekend

Because what good is it to have such a self-centered, self-serving thing as a blog unless you can scream when you really need to? I am dealing with deeply stupid people today. AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH. … [Read more...] about AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Congratulations, Juan and Amy! … [Read more...] about woo!

I'm in New York. All is well. See y'all Friday. … [Read more...] about *wave*

You are not amusing enough today. You can do better than this. Love and kisses, Your Bitch … [Read more...] about Dear Internet,