New story/novel ideas are no longer allowed to hit me between the hours of 8 a.m. and 5 p.m., Monday through Friday. Ideas will please wait patiently until I am at home in front of a computer or a spiral notebook. No jostling each other in line. Shoes and shirt required. Must be this tall to ride. Please arrive fifteen minutes before the time of your appointment and have your paperwork ready. Due to extremely high volume, wait times may be in excess of three weeks. Please leave your character sketch and plot outline at the tone, and we’ll get back to you someday.
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